Since I'm on vacation this week, a little humor:
Why Beer Is Better Than Obama
Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't come from Madrassas.
Beer is better than Obama because you know what's in beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.
Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't have entitlement demands.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.
Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and bowling go together.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and arugula don't.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.
Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.
Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.
Beer is better than Obama because beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.
Beer is better than Obama because beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.
Beer is better than Obama because people in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.
Beer is better than Obama because there ain't no Pabst Bilal* Ribbon. Not yet anyway.
*"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who calls for prayer)"
Beer is better than Obama because beer won’t throw you under the bus.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't cut and run.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't phony.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't flip-flop.
Beer is better than Obama because beer’s ingredients known for sure.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes people happy.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as apple pie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't promoted on National Public Radio.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care how much you make.
Beer is better than Obama because a beer won't blame America for 9/11.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't a lawyer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and NASCAR go together.
Beer is better than Obama because you're not afraid to turn your back on a beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't have friends who bombed the pentagon.
Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an empty suit.
Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own business.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't tell you what you want to hear.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is worth what you pay for it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lecture you about "global warming."
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care what color you are.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't want to take away your gun.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is popular with working people.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't crazy.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't start out as empties.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't rig elections.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't raise taxes.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and coke don't mix.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
You're Not the Boss of Me Obama! You Weren't Even Born Here!
Is anyone planning on watching Obama's press conference tonight where he'll try to sell Obama-care? I'll probably skip it and watch Hannity's coverage afterwards. Or I might watch it and belly laugh over how many outright lies he tells.
Here's a more fun topic: Obama's birthplace.
Joke: What do God and Obama have in common?
Answer: Neither of them has a birth certificate (courtesy of Rush Limbaugh).
When I first heard that Obama was rumored to have been born in Africa, I thought it was a rumor planted by people who are even more right wing than I am. After all, doesn't a person have to prove he's over 35 and was born in the US to be considered for president? Doesn't that darn little document called the Constitution require it?
After six months of Obama, being in office, I have realized that he doesn't let the Constitution stand in the way of anything he wants to do. Is it Constitutional for him to appoint czars left and right without Senate confirmation and give them broad sweeping powers? Is it constitutional for him to take over the auto companies? Is it constitutional for him to tell private companies what they can pay their employees? Is it constitutional for him to rewrite bankruptcy laws? Who cares if no one calls him on it or makes him stop? Do you think he would let the fact he was born in Africa stand in his way if he wanted to be president?
So I'm giving this place of birth thing some more thought. Here's an excellent article outlining some facts about his online "birth certificate" that was posted. Some things to chew on:
1. Obama's Kenyan grandmother claims he was born in Kenya.
2. He has spent lots of $$ fighting lawsuits asking for proof that he's a natural born citizen.
3. The "Certification of Live Birth" that his campaign issued is very different from an actual birth certificate that would have been issued in Hawaii in 1963. In the article I mentioned, you can watch how Dr. Ron Polarik, who has a PhD in instructional media, and specializes in computer technology such as printers, scanners, etc., has examined the online birth certificate and believes it's a forgery.
4. People who are not natural born citizens can get a "certification of live birth" without having been born in the U.S. The long form birth certificate is what proves the actual live birth in Hawaii.
5. He won't release any information on which hospital he was born in and which doctor delivered him.
If we get Obama-care and if I still have two nickels to rub together after he's robbed me blind, I will file a federal lawsuit claiming he doesn't have the power to force me to accept government health care b/c he's not even eligible to be president. I will be happy to name any of my Obama-nation subscribers as co-plaintiffs if you wish.
Here's a more fun topic: Obama's birthplace.
Joke: What do God and Obama have in common?
Answer: Neither of them has a birth certificate (courtesy of Rush Limbaugh).
When I first heard that Obama was rumored to have been born in Africa, I thought it was a rumor planted by people who are even more right wing than I am. After all, doesn't a person have to prove he's over 35 and was born in the US to be considered for president? Doesn't that darn little document called the Constitution require it?
After six months of Obama, being in office, I have realized that he doesn't let the Constitution stand in the way of anything he wants to do. Is it Constitutional for him to appoint czars left and right without Senate confirmation and give them broad sweeping powers? Is it constitutional for him to take over the auto companies? Is it constitutional for him to tell private companies what they can pay their employees? Is it constitutional for him to rewrite bankruptcy laws? Who cares if no one calls him on it or makes him stop? Do you think he would let the fact he was born in Africa stand in his way if he wanted to be president?
So I'm giving this place of birth thing some more thought. Here's an excellent article outlining some facts about his online "birth certificate" that was posted. Some things to chew on:
1. Obama's Kenyan grandmother claims he was born in Kenya.
2. He has spent lots of $$ fighting lawsuits asking for proof that he's a natural born citizen.
3. The "Certification of Live Birth" that his campaign issued is very different from an actual birth certificate that would have been issued in Hawaii in 1963. In the article I mentioned, you can watch how Dr. Ron Polarik, who has a PhD in instructional media, and specializes in computer technology such as printers, scanners, etc., has examined the online birth certificate and believes it's a forgery.
4. People who are not natural born citizens can get a "certification of live birth" without having been born in the U.S. The long form birth certificate is what proves the actual live birth in Hawaii.
5. He won't release any information on which hospital he was born in and which doctor delivered him.
If we get Obama-care and if I still have two nickels to rub together after he's robbed me blind, I will file a federal lawsuit claiming he doesn't have the power to force me to accept government health care b/c he's not even eligible to be president. I will be happy to name any of my Obama-nation subscribers as co-plaintiffs if you wish.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Obama-care
There's a lot I could say about Obama's health care plan, but Fox News is hammering it right and left so I won't bother. It's completely ridiculous for him to push to overhaul the entire US medical system by August. The good thing is I think Americans are finally waking up.
One radio talk show host I listen to pointed out this morning that there is no huge outcry from the American people that we must all have guaranteed access to coverage. In fact, polls show that the majority of Americans are happy with their care.
This is a funny article. Obama has praised the Mayo Clinic repeatedly in the past for its excellent care and low costs. Do you think the Mayo clinic has reciprocated? NO!! The Mayo clinic issued a statement totally bashing Obama-care. It says Obama-care will create higher cost, lower quality healthcare. It goes on to say the proposals are not patient focused or results oriented, and the losers will be American citizens.
One radio talk show host I listen to pointed out this morning that there is no huge outcry from the American people that we must all have guaranteed access to coverage. In fact, polls show that the majority of Americans are happy with their care.
This is a funny article. Obama has praised the Mayo Clinic repeatedly in the past for its excellent care and low costs. Do you think the Mayo clinic has reciprocated? NO!! The Mayo clinic issued a statement totally bashing Obama-care. It says Obama-care will create higher cost, lower quality healthcare. It goes on to say the proposals are not patient focused or results oriented, and the losers will be American citizens.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Obama's INSANE Science "Czar"
Obama's been appointing "czars" right and left. Czars that aren't subject to Senate confirmation, that he and he alone chooses, he makes up the title and gives each czar new and powerful responsibilities. I will talk more about my feelings about all these ridiculous "czars" in a future email.
Right now, I want to focus on his new "czar" of science, John Holdren. In 1977 he co-authored a book called "Ecoscience: Population, Resources, Environment". In the book he envisioned a future in which:
- women could be forced to abort their pregnancies, whether they wanted to or not;
- the population could be forced to be sterilized due to drugs put into the nation's drinking water (which is ok as long as it doesn't harm livestock according to Holdren);
- people who contribute to "social deterioration" could be compelled to have abortions or get sterilized;
- single mothers and teen mothers could have their babies seized against their will and given to couples to raise;
- the government could tell people how many kids to have (the book recommends sterilizing women instead of men, because although more difficult than sterilizing men, it would be easier to implement than sterilizing men).
No, I am not making this up. In addition, Holdren has never renounced these views and until quite recently continued writing papers on similar topics. Click here to read excerpts of the book.
Have you heard anyone in the media protesting this lunatic espousing his crazy views on our dime? No, they are too busy fussing b/c the doctor appointed to lead the National Institute of Health, Dr. Francis Collins, is a Christian and wrote a book entitled "The Language of God". Click here to read more about the two appointments.
Right now, I want to focus on his new "czar" of science, John Holdren. In 1977 he co-authored a book called "Ecoscience: Population, Resources, Environment". In the book he envisioned a future in which:
- women could be forced to abort their pregnancies, whether they wanted to or not;
- the population could be forced to be sterilized due to drugs put into the nation's drinking water (which is ok as long as it doesn't harm livestock according to Holdren);
- people who contribute to "social deterioration" could be compelled to have abortions or get sterilized;
- single mothers and teen mothers could have their babies seized against their will and given to couples to raise;
- the government could tell people how many kids to have (the book recommends sterilizing women instead of men, because although more difficult than sterilizing men, it would be easier to implement than sterilizing men).
No, I am not making this up. In addition, Holdren has never renounced these views and until quite recently continued writing papers on similar topics. Click here to read excerpts of the book.
Have you heard anyone in the media protesting this lunatic espousing his crazy views on our dime? No, they are too busy fussing b/c the doctor appointed to lead the National Institute of Health, Dr. Francis Collins, is a Christian and wrote a book entitled "The Language of God". Click here to read more about the two appointments.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Obama Hates Christianity
I hadn't heard about this before but O'Reilly had it on his show last night.
The God and Country Family Festival in Nampa, Idaho, has had an Air Force flyover for its patriotic festival every year for the past 42 years. This year, the Air Force turned down the flyover request because the festival was too focused on religion.
According to an official, the request was denied by the Air Force, and Obama didn't weigh in directly. Apparently for he past 42 years, despite the name "God and Country Festival", the Air Force wasn't aware of the festival's focus on Christianity. The Air Force suddenly became aware after the US elected a President who is an atheist and despises all things Christian. Click here to read more.
The God and Country Family Festival in Nampa, Idaho, has had an Air Force flyover for its patriotic festival every year for the past 42 years. This year, the Air Force turned down the flyover request because the festival was too focused on religion.
According to an official, the request was denied by the Air Force, and Obama didn't weigh in directly. Apparently for he past 42 years, despite the name "God and Country Festival", the Air Force wasn't aware of the festival's focus on Christianity. The Air Force suddenly became aware after the US elected a President who is an atheist and despises all things Christian. Click here to read more.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I Hate the Cap and Trade Bill, Part 2
North Korea launched four more missiles on July 4 as promised, bringing the total to seven. Grow a pair Obama.
I've been doing some more reading about the cap and tax bill. Some goodies (and click here to read more):
1. 85% of the carbon permits allowed will be given to utility companies, oil refineries, and other politically connected businesses.
2. Wall Street investment bankers who donated substantial sums of $$ will get to sell carbon permits. Hmmm.
3. Any government revenue created under this plan (i.e., money stolen from taxpayers) will go to projects such as "reducing deforestation in developing countries experiencing deforestation, including preparing developing countries to participate in international markets for international offset credits for reduced emissions from deforestation." So OUR money will be given to some guy in China so he will plant some trees? I don't think so!!!
4. Any evil carbons you emit can be excused if you do some offsetting. So do what you want as far as polluting, then do some offsetting. How do you do the offsetting you ask? By "improved manure management,” “reduced tillage/no-tillage,” or “afforestation of marginal farmlands.”
5. Projects receiving money under this bill will be required to use union-wage rules for its employees, making it hard for non-union employers to compete.
6. Utilities will be required to get 20% of their power from renewable energy sources (sun, wind, etc.) by 2020. These are very expensive sources of energy and don't work well in all parts of the country. Who will be paying for that? Me, everytime I flip a switch.
7. There will be $1 billion annually directed to the new Carbon Storage Research Corporation. Who will pay for that? Again, me.
8. Every single type of light fixture you can imagine is regulated under this bill. Get out of my living room Obama and let me use whatever type of lightbulb I damn well please!!!
9. The bill also covers appliances, including washers, dryers, TVs, showerheads, faucets and more. Now Obama's in my bathroom!
10. The EPA will be authorized to establish environmental standards for homes. Yes, you could be "greening" your home soon courtesy of the federal government. This applies to commercial buildings as well.
11. The EPA is also authorized to regulate greenhouse gas emissions from vehicles too. In addition to that $18 I spend to check my emissions every year to meet Georgia's requirements, will I soon be paying to meet federal requirements as well?
12. States aren't allowed to create their own greenhouse gas programs under this bill.
13. Utility companies are ordered in the bill to start preparing for deployment of electrical charging stations along roadways, in parking garages, and at gas stations, as well as “such other elements as the State determines necessary to support plug-in electric drive vehicles.” In addition, the secretary of energy is required to establish a large-scale vehicle electrification program and to provide “such sums as may be necessary” for the manufacture of plug-in electric-drive vehicles, including another $25 billion for “advanced technology vehicle” loans.
14. The secretary of energy is allowed to order that each car manufacturer's fleet be comprised of a minimum percentage of vehicles that run on biodiesel or ethanol.
15. College administrators will be given billions for "Clean Energy Innovation Centers". HA!
16. The Bill "authorizes the Secretary [of Energy] to make grants to community development organizations to provide financing to businesses and projects that improve energy efficiency.” Hmmmm, what is a community development organization that Obama's connected with? Could it be ACORN????
17. Don't forget the welfare checks that will be distributed each month under the bill.
These are 17 of the 50 most absurd provisions contained in the cap and trade bill that are listed in the article I referenced above. What other gems are hidden in there?
I've been doing some more reading about the cap and tax bill. Some goodies (and click here to read more):
1. 85% of the carbon permits allowed will be given to utility companies, oil refineries, and other politically connected businesses.
2. Wall Street investment bankers who donated substantial sums of $$ will get to sell carbon permits. Hmmm.
3. Any government revenue created under this plan (i.e., money stolen from taxpayers) will go to projects such as "reducing deforestation in developing countries experiencing deforestation, including preparing developing countries to participate in international markets for international offset credits for reduced emissions from deforestation." So OUR money will be given to some guy in China so he will plant some trees? I don't think so!!!
4. Any evil carbons you emit can be excused if you do some offsetting. So do what you want as far as polluting, then do some offsetting. How do you do the offsetting you ask? By "improved manure management,” “reduced tillage/no-tillage,” or “afforestation of marginal farmlands.”
5. Projects receiving money under this bill will be required to use union-wage rules for its employees, making it hard for non-union employers to compete.
6. Utilities will be required to get 20% of their power from renewable energy sources (sun, wind, etc.) by 2020. These are very expensive sources of energy and don't work well in all parts of the country. Who will be paying for that? Me, everytime I flip a switch.
7. There will be $1 billion annually directed to the new Carbon Storage Research Corporation. Who will pay for that? Again, me.
8. Every single type of light fixture you can imagine is regulated under this bill. Get out of my living room Obama and let me use whatever type of lightbulb I damn well please!!!
9. The bill also covers appliances, including washers, dryers, TVs, showerheads, faucets and more. Now Obama's in my bathroom!
10. The EPA will be authorized to establish environmental standards for homes. Yes, you could be "greening" your home soon courtesy of the federal government. This applies to commercial buildings as well.
11. The EPA is also authorized to regulate greenhouse gas emissions from vehicles too. In addition to that $18 I spend to check my emissions every year to meet Georgia's requirements, will I soon be paying to meet federal requirements as well?
12. States aren't allowed to create their own greenhouse gas programs under this bill.
13. Utility companies are ordered in the bill to start preparing for deployment of electrical charging stations along roadways, in parking garages, and at gas stations, as well as “such other elements as the State determines necessary to support plug-in electric drive vehicles.” In addition, the secretary of energy is required to establish a large-scale vehicle electrification program and to provide “such sums as may be necessary” for the manufacture of plug-in electric-drive vehicles, including another $25 billion for “advanced technology vehicle” loans.
14. The secretary of energy is allowed to order that each car manufacturer's fleet be comprised of a minimum percentage of vehicles that run on biodiesel or ethanol.
15. College administrators will be given billions for "Clean Energy Innovation Centers". HA!
16. The Bill "authorizes the Secretary [of Energy] to make grants to community development organizations to provide financing to businesses and projects that improve energy efficiency.” Hmmmm, what is a community development organization that Obama's connected with? Could it be ACORN????
17. Don't forget the welfare checks that will be distributed each month under the bill.
These are 17 of the 50 most absurd provisions contained in the cap and trade bill that are listed in the article I referenced above. What other gems are hidden in there?
Thursday, July 2, 2009
I Hate the Cap and Trade Bill
Remember that cap and trade bill Obama is attempting to shove down the US Senate's throat?
One of my radio commentators is actually attempting to read the thing. He found three little hidden gems in the 1200+ page document.
1. Singles making less than $17,000 a year and families of 4 making less than $33,000 a year will get "energy payments" from the government to offset the cost of this monster. Who's going to pay for that? Let me guess, those of us making more than that.
2. The Earned Income Tax Credit will double for those with no dependents.
3. Administrators of Medicare and Social Security will be able to tap into general revenues of the U.S. Government, if it is determined that the Cap and Trade bill has resulted in a reduction of revenues going into those two trust funds. In other words, if there are job losses from this bill (and you know there will be), the bigwigs at Medicare and SS can demand the government give them money that they didn't get because unemployed people aren't paying into Medicare and SS.
Click here to read more.
One of my radio commentators is actually attempting to read the thing. He found three little hidden gems in the 1200+ page document.
1. Singles making less than $17,000 a year and families of 4 making less than $33,000 a year will get "energy payments" from the government to offset the cost of this monster. Who's going to pay for that? Let me guess, those of us making more than that.
2. The Earned Income Tax Credit will double for those with no dependents.
3. Administrators of Medicare and Social Security will be able to tap into general revenues of the U.S. Government, if it is determined that the Cap and Trade bill has resulted in a reduction of revenues going into those two trust funds. In other words, if there are job losses from this bill (and you know there will be), the bigwigs at Medicare and SS can demand the government give them money that they didn't get because unemployed people aren't paying into Medicare and SS.
Click here to read more.
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