Saturday, November 15, 2008

Top 10 Questions Barack Has for Sarah Palin

A little weekend silliness courtesy of Rush Limbaugh

1. Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? And are all NRA members as pretty as you are?
2. Is hunting scary? And when you go fishing, do you bait your own hooks? I mean you could cut your finger doing that. Do you do it yourself?
3. When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date? You mean you had the baby? You really had the baby?
4. What's it like to be a governor, Mrs. Palin? Do you worry that you're going to be held responsible for your decisions?
5. Did you believe all that garbage that we've said about women at the Democrat convention? Are you worried that breaking the glass ceiling will just make a big mess?
6. Is it fun or scary to ride a snowmobile? Don't you get cold?
7. Is it scary to live so close to the Russians?
8. Your son's in the army. Did you teach him how to shoot guns?
9. Since you're a former sports broadcaster, if I bet on a football game, can I call you for advice?
10. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Al Gore says we're destroying the planet, but your husband works in that business. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet?

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