Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Top 10 Questions Barack Has for Sarah Palin
A little weekend silliness courtesy of Rush Limbaugh
1. Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? And are all NRA members as pretty as you are?
2. Is hunting scary? And when you go fishing, do you bait your own hooks? I mean you could cut your finger doing that. Do you do it yourself?
3. When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date? You mean you had the baby? You really had the baby?
4. What's it like to be a governor, Mrs. Palin? Do you worry that you're going to be held responsible for your decisions?
5. Did you believe all that garbage that we've said about women at the Democrat convention? Are you worried that breaking the glass ceiling will just make a big mess?
6. Is it fun or scary to ride a snowmobile? Don't you get cold?
7. Is it scary to live so close to the Russians?
8. Your son's in the army. Did you teach him how to shoot guns?
9. Since you're a former sports broadcaster, if I bet on a football game, can I call you for advice?
10. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Al Gore says we're destroying the planet, but your husband works in that business. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet?
1. Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? And are all NRA members as pretty as you are?
2. Is hunting scary? And when you go fishing, do you bait your own hooks? I mean you could cut your finger doing that. Do you do it yourself?
3. When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date? You mean you had the baby? You really had the baby?
4. What's it like to be a governor, Mrs. Palin? Do you worry that you're going to be held responsible for your decisions?
5. Did you believe all that garbage that we've said about women at the Democrat convention? Are you worried that breaking the glass ceiling will just make a big mess?
6. Is it fun or scary to ride a snowmobile? Don't you get cold?
7. Is it scary to live so close to the Russians?
8. Your son's in the army. Did you teach him how to shoot guns?
9. Since you're a former sports broadcaster, if I bet on a football game, can I call you for advice?
10. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Al Gore says we're destroying the planet, but your husband works in that business. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet?
Friday, November 14, 2008
Obama Voters = Uninformed, Brainwashed
This video is courtesy of our friend Bill.
You have to hand it to the media and Obama's marketing team - people didn't know anything about him, his background, or his positions on issues, they just knew they liked him!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Change We Can Believe In
Allegedly written by someone who owns his own business:
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of a business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off eight of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.If you have a better idea, let me know.
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of a business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off eight of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.If you have a better idea, let me know.
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